Tonight’s episode of I Love Money was crazy.
I am beginning to see why everyone seems so jealous these days. At the time this episode was filmed, the I Love Money cast had been in Mexico for ten days. Ten days and what do we see in this opening episode, Real and Hoopz waking up in bed together. Hoopz has not made a secret of having a boyfriend in real life but here she is snuggling with another man. Is ten days really that long to be without a man? Real looks like he’s in love and later gives Hoopz flowers for Valentines day.
The Pole Dance:
This week the challenge is a tribute to Rock of Love’s strippers. Contestants have to hang onto a stripper pole suspended over the water. The first one to fall will be automatically eliminated. Of course, the winner will become paymaster.
Surprisingly, The Entertainer hits the water in just over a minute. Guess it’s back to his parents basement.
The rest of the challenge continued to surprise me. Whiteboy, Pumkin and Real hit the water not too long after The Entertainer. I guess the guys on this show are ‘lovers not fighters’ because that was just sad. The final two left are Megan and Hoopz. The surprising part is that they, in particular Megan, hang on for 40 minutes. Hoopz offers Megan a deal and becomes the paymaster.
In the vault:
Whiteboy chooses to remain neutral and refuses to participate in the voting. So Real steps up and volunteers himself into the box saying he wants to have an official date with Hoopz. Majority vote puts Megan and Brandi C. in the box. The look on Megan’s face when Real votes her into the box is priceless. I guess she forgot the name of the show is ‘I Love Money’ not ‘I love Megan’.
Brandi C. insults Pumkin, who goes psycho. Megan, who just happens to be doing an interview down in front of the house, hears Brandi C. and runs to her side. The house rule for any reality show is that if you hit someone you are booted from the show. So what is a girl to do? A crazy
food drink fight ensues. No winner is declared but the Stallionaires give it a thumbs up for entertainment value.
Megan and Brandi C. throw Pumkin and Toastee under the proverbial bus. They finally reveal their secret alliance to Hoopz, who is so shocked. When it’s time for one-on-one, the girls leave Real and Hoopz alone.
Hoopz receives a second shock. Real gets down on one knee, pulls out an engagement ring and proposes to Hoopz. Hoopz knew Real had a crush but this is awkward. Real tells her she has till the end of the day to give him an answer.
Back at the house, Hoopz tells Whiteboy and they both have a laugh. Real is not pleased.
Before Craig can finish his usual speel, Brandi C. steps forward and says she wants to quit. Apparently, Brandi C. wants to be on the ‘I Love Megan’ show. Craig voids her check.
Final twist of the show:
Craig announces that the paymasters job is to make a decision and there has to be three people up for elimination. So guess what? They have to go back to the vault and vote somebody else into the box.
To be continued….
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