August 19, 2008

I Love Money Eps. 7 Awards

Written by: Rocky

Most Clever Award

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Megan may be a manipulative liar, but she’s smart. The whole episode she used her shaky, little girl voice. She also played the paymaster part brilliantly, though somewhat sadistically. She announced that Princess Lily would be making the decision on who would be eliminated and made everyone “talk to my dog” and tell her why they should stay. That’s how passive-aggressive people play the game.

In the end, Megan made a smart decision. She had to choose between Toastee (show friend and alliance buddy), Hoopz (intimidating and part of the Stallionaire’s Alliance), and Rodeo (who has trash talked about her the entire show).

By keeping Toastee, she maintains her secret alliance.

By keeping Hoopz, she maintains a shaky alliance with the stallionaires which should keep her safe a few more rounds.

Rodeo and Hoopz are both very strong players, eliminating either was a good move, competition wise. It was obvious that Rodeo did not have any strong alliances, even the stallionaires were not demanding she be saved. There would have been no benefit to Megan if she kept her.

Brownnoser Award

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One of the problems with trying to be liked by everyone is that sooner or later it will catch up to you. Rodeo tried to prove she was a friend to the Stallionaire Alliance by throwing her team challenge this week. Much to her surprise, her teammates were not impressed and voted her into the elimination round. Rodeo tried everything to win over Megan, this week’s paymaster. She even went so far as to have a heartfelt conversation, including tears, with Megan’s mentally challenged dog, Princess Lily. Lily was not impressed and voided Rodeo’s check.

Poor Rodeo, she saved the Green Team from another loss but none of them seemed upset to see her leave.

If you are interested in learning more about Rodeo’s products, check them out here:

Online Store

Thug Award

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Until now, Real seemed like a really nice, fairly intelligent guy. But when his brother, Chance was eliminated, the gangsta came out. It was over the top and a little scary. I found it entertaining because this is how real people would compete in a competition for that kind of money. Most game shows are very PC with everyone acting “civilized” when you know they are thinking evil thoughts in their heads about their competition. This show lets people openly express themselves.

Check out the artist of this illustration at:

Von Glitschka

Honorable Mentions:

Best Confessional goes to Princess Lily.
In subtitles, Lily speaks about Rodeo – “That B*tch is crazy”

Best Editing Moment goes to the production team.
A raging Rodeo turns green like the incredible hulk.

We are now down to ten people.
No more teams, next week it’s everyone for themselves. Now the games can really begin.

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August 13, 2008

A look at the 11 contestants left on ‘I Love Money’

Written by: Rocky

After six episodes, I love Money is now down to 11 contestants fighting for $250,000. Currently, there are two teams: The Gold Team and The Green Team.

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12 Pack (David Amerman) – I Love New York Season one

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
12 Pack says if he wins he wants to use the money to buy a bar.

HOOK UPS:
He and fellow contestant, Heather

BEEFS:
Dislikes Whiteboy (goes back to season one of I Love New York).

ALLIANCES:
The Entertainer, Heather, Mr. Boston(eliminated Eps.4), Megan, Brandi C and Destiney(eliminated Eps. 5).

STRATEGY:
Physical strength

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Heather Chadwell – Rock of Love, Seasons 1 & 2

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Remove the “Bret” tattoo she got on Rock of Love, season one.

HOOK UPS:
12 Pack

BEEFS:
Heather has been keeping her cool for this show, the bad girl has not come out to play.

ALLIANCES:
12 Pack, Destiney(elim.), The Entertainer

STRATEGY:
Under radar.

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Hoopz (Nicole Alexander) – Flavor of Love, Season 1

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Help her mom and 5 sisters.

HOOK UPS:
None though fellow contestant Real seems interested.

BEEFS:
Midget Mac (Torrey Samuels)-eliminated Eps. 1. Pumkin for eliminating alliance member Chance in Episode 6

ALLIANCES:
Stallionaires-Whiteboy, Real, Chance(eliminated Eps.6), Rodeo, Toastee, Pumkin(ended alliance Episode 6).

STRATEGY:
Physical strength, smart

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Pumkin (Brooke Thompson) – Flavor of Love, Season 1

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
She wants breast implants!

HOOK UPS:
Played around with Mr. Boston (elim.)

BEEFS:
Dislikes Megan but has an alliance with her. Currently, the members of the Stallionaires-Whiteboy, Real, Hoopz, possibly Rodeo.

ALLIANCES:
Megan, Brandi C., Toastee.

STRATEGY:
Smack talk, focus on being seen as physically weak

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Rodeo (Cindy Steedle) – Rock of Love, Season 1

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Promote her line of products.

HOOK UPS:
None

BEEFS:
None-possibly Pumkin after she eliminated Chance.

ALLIANCES:
The Stallionaires, Hoopz, Toastee

STRATEGY:
Physical strength, mother figure

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The Entertainer (Frank Maresca) – I Love New York 2

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Move out of his parents’ house.

HOOK UPS:
Destiney(elim.)

BEEFS:
Heat (eliminated Eps. 2), The entire Green Team.

ALLIANCES:
Heather, 12 Pack

STRATEGY:
Anything to win

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Toastee (Jennifer Toof) – Flavor of Love 2

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Toastee says she would use the money for medical school.

HOOK UPS:
None

BEEFS:
Destiney, Heather, 12 Pack, and the Entertainer

ALLIANCES:
Brandi C., Megan, Pumkin, Hoopz, the Stallionaires

STRATEGY:
Focus on being weakest link, faked an ankle injury, building alliances

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Real (Ahmad Givens) – I Love New York, Season 1

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Help his grandma retire from teaching.

HOOK UPS:
None, but seems smitten with Hoopz

BEEFS:
Pumkin

ALLIANCES:
Whiteboy, Chance(elim.), toastee, Hoopz, Rodeo, Pumkin(betrayed)

STRATEGY:
Physical strength, intimidation

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Whiteboy (Joshua Gallander) – I Love New York, Season 1

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Pay bills and buy clothes

HOOK UPS:
Doesn’t trust the females

BEEFS:
Pumkin

ALLIANCES:
Real, Chance(elim.), toastee, Hoopz, Rodeo, Pumkin(betrayed)

STRATEGY:
Avoid the box, strong alliances

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Brandi Cunningham-Brandi C. – Rock of Love, Season 1

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Build a Barbie dream house

HOOK UPS:
None

BEEFS:
None

ALLIANCES:
Megan, Toastee, Pumkin

STRATEGY:
Focus on being weakest link, with a lot of heart

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Megan Hauserman – Rock of Love, Season 2

WHAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR:
Start up an organization to help mentally challenged dogs.

HOOK UPS:
None, has eyed Whiteboy

BEEFS:
None

ALLIANCES:
Megan, Toastee, Pumkin

STRATEGY:
Focus on being weakest link, manipulation, instigates trouble on all sides

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